What is “monkey butt”?
To start, it’s not always called “monkey
butt.” It depends on what region of the country you’re
in, and how the sport you participate in has tagged the condition.
For motorcycle riders who DO call it “monkey butt,”
it’s a blue collar term used by riders to describe the
soreness, itching and redness that occurs when you ride and
sweat on a motorcycle for hours. If your butt is so sore that
you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!
Who gets it?
Anyone who participates in any activity that
causes frictional skin irritation.
How can I prevent it?
Use Anti Monkey Butt Powder. The powder absorbs
sweat and reduces friction, the two leading causes of Monkey
Butt.
Who uses Anti Monkey Butt Powder?
Anyone who wants to get the most enjoyment
from their daily activity and avoid the uncomfortable “downside”
of their sport or occupation. Our numbers are small but growing.
How do I use it?
You should apply it before you ride and repeat
application as needed to stay comfortable throughout the day.
Will this cure monkey butt?
No, Anti Monkey Butt Powder can help prevent
the soreness, itching and redness when used as directed.
Is there anything already out there
like Anti Monkey Butt Powder?
There are other powders, but Anti Monkey Butt
Powder was specifically formulated and tested by experienced
riders to help you get the most enjoyment from your daily activity.
Do the people of Anti Monkey Butt Corporation
actually ride anything?
The developers of Anti Monkey Butt Powder have
70 years of combined riding experience. This includes motorcycle
riding, snowmobiling, 4-wheeling, heavy equipment operation,
bicycle racing and horseback riding. After years of experience
in the “saddle,” we know Monkey Butt!
Anti Monkey Butt Corporation
Who Needs Anti Monkey Butt Powder?
Anti Monkey Butt Powder should be a household
name of any riding enthusiast who has ever suffered from “monkey
butt,” the painful condition caused by hours of riding,
sweating and chafing. Our product is developed specifically
to help prevent this condition by using a unique combination
of calamine and talc to make a powder that’s anti-friction
and a sweat absorber. Believe it or not, most people that suffer
from this condition still use baby powder and corn starch, with
limited effectiveness. There’s not a product they’re
aware of out there that’s readily available and easy to
find and purchase, that deals with “monkey butt.”
Please take a few seconds to read about our brand new product,
which comes with a built-in sense of humor that most riders
have about the “downside” of their sporting activities.
Product Information:
Anti Monkey Butt Powder is a Talc and Calamine
powder mixture specially formulated to help prevent the soreness
and itching caused by frictional skin irritation. This is not
a cure for “monkey butt,” it’s a preventative
product. Motorcycle riders use the term “monkey butt”
to describe the redness, itching and soreness caused by the
friction of riding. Other sporting enthusiasts have different
names for the condition too, depending on the sport and region
of the country. Anti Monkey Butt Powder is designed to allow
sports enthusiasts to get the most out of their riding activities
by using a product that plays and works as hard as they do.
It’s even packaged with a sense of humor right on the
label, and specifically designed with a package that doesn’t
resemble baby powder.
Company Information:
The Anti Monkey Butt Corporation, located in
Buda, TX, was founded by monkey butt sufferers for monkey butt
sufferers. After over 20 years of intimate experience with “monkey
butt,” the founder developed an idea for a preventative
product and the Anti Monkey Butt Corporation was created. The
ultimate goal of the company is to produce products that allow
people to get the full enjoyment of their activities without
fearing a backlash of “monkey butt” in return for
all the fun they’d been having.
